Be the Light of the Party
Every woman I know has an over-arching fear which they share with every other woman on the planet, namely “wearing the same dress as another woman” syndrome.
Fear no more, fair citizens of earth for the answer has been found.

This dress is made of silk, tons of careful stitches, and you guessed it 24,000 LEDs. That is, disregarding the ipod batteries(inconspicuously sewn in) which give the thing a life span of about a 1 hour max.
So the worst possible thing that could happen at a party would be that another person decides to dress up like a TV screen… or someone spills a drink on you.
I’m just waiting until someone fits a microprocessor into the dress so that it can scroll text and display images like a digital picture frame, that I might pay for.